meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

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important things tumblr will not teach you

haveemaan:

retrocize:

  • hating everyone will get you nowhere
  • actual depression fucking sucks
  • having low self esteem isn’t cute
  • you are as pretty as you believe you are
  • cigarettes will kill you

YES YES YES FINALLY

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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samdesantis:

princessfucknugget:

some days you do big things and conquer the universe and other days you’re really proud of yourself for making a spectacular grilled cheese and not killing yourself but either way it’s all good 

a very important post

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meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist, via heyfunniest)

important things tumblr will not teach you

haveemaan:

retrocize:

  • hating everyone will get you nowhere
  • actual depression fucking sucks
  • having low self esteem isn’t cute
  • you are as pretty as you believe you are
  • cigarettes will kill you

YES YES YES FINALLY

(via serendipiti0us)

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

(via heyfunniest)

samdesantis:

princessfucknugget:

some days you do big things and conquer the universe and other days you’re really proud of yourself for making a spectacular grilled cheese and not killing yourself but either way it’s all good 

a very important post

(Source: garbageurl, via serendipiti0us)